[There's a decent pause before a bit of static is heard and then a smack sound. Seems like someone just hit the Pokegear against a hard object!]

What da hell does dis even do? Dat chucklefuck didn't tell me how to work dis piece'a crap!

[A whoosh can now be heard. Scout can't keep the thing still for even a second.]Whatevah. I'm gonna just go ( Read more... )